Cage Burn Salutes the UFC for Giving us 4 More Months of Touch Butt

On Friday, it was reported that Conor McGregor would face Nate Diaz once again, this time at UFC 200. With the highest profile fighters in the sport more popular than ever, the event will be a landmark on the MMA landscape and is expected to be stacked, top to bottom. While an entire fight card full of stars may stir the imaginations of both hardcore and softcore fans alike, what gets us up in the morning is touch butt.

We here at Cage Burn salute the UFC for giving us four more months of touch butt. Whether touch butt takes place in the park with dorks, or in the privacy of one’s home, is not important. What’s important is that it is talked about, endlessly, from now until July.

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Meisha Tate Turns Down Ronda Rousey Rematch

In breaking news, Meisha Tate, having recently won the UFC Women’s Bantamweight Title from Holly Holm, has knocked back a rematch with deposed diva Ronda Rousey.

UFC mouthpiece Dana White, following the stunning upset at UFC 196, had stated that Tate’s next fight would be against promotion favourite and media darling Rousey. Tate, however, laid waste to the bald blowhard’s plans, stating slowly and succinctly, “Dana, nobody wants to see Rousey – Tate 3.”

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