In breaking news, Meisha Tate, having recently won the UFC Women’s Bantamweight Title from Holly Holm, has knocked back a rematch with deposed diva Ronda Rousey.
UFC mouthpiece Dana White, following the stunning upset at UFC 196, had stated that Tate’s next fight would be against promotion favourite and media darling Rousey. Tate, however, laid waste to the bald blowhard’s plans, stating slowly and succinctly, “Dana, nobody wants to see Rousey – Tate 3.”
A sly wink to the camera was followed by a suggestion that the winner of the upcoming Raquel Pennington – Bethe Correia scrap in April ought to be her next challenger. She proceeded to light a cigar with a UFC 200 poster, before dropping the microphone on her way out the door.